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HELLO... NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MEET A NEW MEMBER OF NEUTRON DANCE, CB-MAN. THIS IS MY
VERY FIRST DEMO ON THE AMIGA, BUT BELIEVE IT OR NOT, NOT THE LAST ONE! FIRST I'D LIKE TO
SEND SOME VERY PERSONAL HELLOS TO FOLLOWING LOCAL FRIENDS OF MINE: MR. ZIGZAG (WHEN WILL YOUR
DEMO BE RELEASED ??), ACTION B (HOW IS IT GOING WITH SINESCROLL?), AND OF COURSE LOCAL WINOS
GTG (THUNDERPIG?) AND MTM (HOW MANY TIMES THIS MONTH?) WELL, THAT'S IT FOR MY VERY OWN LOCAL
GREETS... I'M ABOUT TO VISIT THE CEBIT-SHOWCASE IN WEST-GERMANY IN JUST TWO WEEKS, AND A
COUPLE OF LOCAL FREAKS ARE ALSO TRAVELLING IN THE SAME GROUP, SO BEWARE GERMANY... HOPE THE
COMMODORE STAND ISN'T ANY WORSE THAN IT WAS LAST YEAR, 'COZ WE ARE REALLY ANXIOUS TO SEE ALL
THOSE NEW AMIGA-PRODUCTS THERE! I GUESS THAT I WILL NOW HAND THE KEYBOARD OVER TO MALONE,
WHO IS OF COURSE WATCHING SOME UNCENSORED HORROR VIDEOS IN SOME OTHER ROOM... HI FRIENDS!
MALONE HERE....AFTER A FEW HOURS OF BLOODY VIDEO FUN I FEEL VERY PEACEFUL....SO I CAN'T WRITE
ANYTHING SENSIBLE FOR A WHILE AND GIVE THE KEYBOARD TO MY FRIEND MR. PRIDE (NOT A REAL
MEMBER OF NEUTRON DANCE, THE POOR GUY DOESN'T EVEN OWN AN AMIGA), BUT HE IS WILLING TO WRITE
SOME IMPORTANT MESSAGES. OK! COME HERE! WILLING? MY ASS, THESE GUYS HAD TO FORCE ME
INTO THIS CRAP!!! SHIT, HOW CAN YOU WRITE ANYTHING SENSIBLE FOR A DEMO WHEN YOU KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT TIMER INTERRUPTS, ROMBOOT.LIBRARIES OR VENN-DIAGRAMS??? OH WELL, MIGHT AS WELL TALK
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE THAN THESE STUPID COMPUTERS. HEY, WHA.. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! OKAY, OKAY,
I'M SORRY I SAID THAT, STOP STRANGLING ME, YOU MORONS!! BY THE WAY, MALONE JUST LEFT FOR THE
KITCHEN TO MAKE HIMSELF SOME OBOY COCOA. HE'S CRAZY ABOUT IT, AS HE IS CRAZY ABOUT MOST
ANYTHING, AS LONG AS IT HAS TWO LEGS AND A PRETTY FACE...(HE'S NOT HERE NOW, SO.... SHIT! HE
JUST CAME BACK!!) SPLASH!! STRANGE, I FEEL VERY WET. IT MUST BE BECAUSE SOME JERK JUST
POURED A GLASS OF OBOY COCOA OVER ME. UURSIUXYHVSGS NEWSFLASH! NEWSFLASH! SPECIAL GREETINGS
TO LISSU AND PIPSA! WEEEEE LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! (ALTHOUGH YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS) DFGUFXYSII OK, BACK TO BUSINESS. NOW MALONE HAS FINISHED HIS COCOA AND
WANTS TO WRITE SOMETHING SENSIBLE (HEE HEE HEE) FOR THIS DEMO, SO HE'S TAKING OVER NOW.
HEEELLLOOOO MY FRIENDS! IT IS SO NICE TO SEE ALL OF YOU OVER THERE! ..AND I MEAN ALL THREE OF
YOU! (HI DAD! HI MUM!) I WONDER WHO THE THIRD ONE IS? HAVE YOU ALREADY SEEN OUR CHRISTMAS 1989
DEMO? WE RELEASED IT LAST WEEK, SO YOU OUGHT TO HAVE IT BY NOW...... WHAT...OH NO. MR. PRIDE
JUST CAME IN WITH A NEW GOREZONE-MAGAZINE, AND IT SEEMS THAT HE IS ACTUALLY READING IT! WHAT
A PERVERT! I NEVER NEVER NEVER READ SUCH RUBBISH! (MR. PRIDE HERE! I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT
IT'S TRUE MALONE NEVER NEVER READS GOREZONE. NO, HE ONLY LOOKS AT THE PICTURES! THE POOR GUY
CAN'T READ SO WELL, YOU SEE...) BUG OFF LOSER!!! MR. PRIDE DOESN'T KNOW THE WHOLE TRUTH.
ANYWAY, HOWD'YA LIKE THAT STUPID FOUR PATTERN MUSIC I WROTE HALF A YEAR AGO AT THE BYTERAPERS
COPYPARTY. IT IS A HISTORICAL PIECE OF MUZAC, BECAUSE IT WAS MY FIRST PIECE EVER WRITTEN FOR
ANY COMPUTER. YEAH..IT IS HORRIBLE, BUT WAIT FOR MY NEXT PIECE. IT IS GONNA BE REALLY REALLY
HORRIBLE! ..AND NOW FOR THE INTERMISSION GREETINGS: INTERMISSION GREETINGS TO OUR POOR PET
FISH RONALD WHO HASN'T BEEN FED FOR FOUR WEEKS... HANG IN THERE RONNIE! YOU WILL GET YOUR MEAL
NEXT WEEK (I PROMISE!), ALSO INTERMISSION GREETINGS TO ALL MEGAMIGHTY AMIGA CREWS IN FINLAND!
AND THERE SURELY ARE MANY MEGAMIGHTY CREWS IN FINLAND, BECAUSE EVERY ONE OF YOU IS: PROMISED
OR MADE A MEGA DEMO WITH NICE SINUS SCROLLERS, HAD BEEN AT LEAST ONCE BEEN CAUGHT FOR FAKE
STAMPS, AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ARE THE REAL MEGAMIGHTY RULERS OF FINLAND. YEAH...WE DON'T SWAP
SOFTWARE (AND NEVER WILL), BUT IT IS FUNNY TO NOTICE THAT THE SAME GUYS WHO ALWAYS ARE RANKED
AS LAMERS BY THE MEGAMIGHTY CREWS STILL HAVE THE NEWEST STUFF?? INTERMISSION OVER..... AND NOW
FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT... HERE'S THE FIRST DEMO CONTAINING A WEATHER REPORT FOR
YOU FOR THE NEXT DAY!! MR. PRIDE (STUDYING METEOROLOGY, BELIEVE IT OR NUTS) SAYS TOMORROW'S
WEATHER IS GOING TO BE LIKE HELL FOR YOU. RAIN, SNOW AND HAILSTORMS ALL DAY LONG! NO, JUST
JOKING. ACTUALLY, THE WEATHER IS GOING TO BE VERY NICE, ALL SUNSHINE AND TEMPERATURE IN THE
MID-20S (FAHRENHEIT). CONFUSED? WELL, SO ARE WE. BUT WHAT THE HELL, WE NEVER STEP OUTSIDE THIS
TENT ANYWAY. IT'S REALLY NICE LIVING HERE IN THE FINNISH FORESTS, ALTHOUGH IT MIGHT GET TO YOU
EVERY NOW AND THEN. FOR INSTANCE, THESE FUCKING WOLVES KEEP US AWAKE ALL DAY LONG WITH THEIR
GODDAMN HOWLING. HEY, THEY'RE COMING CLOSER! HELP HELP, WHERE DID I PUT MY SHOTGUN? AS I HAVE
TO START SHOOTING AT THE WOLVES, THERE WON'T BE MUCH TIME LEFT FOR THE OFFICIAL GREETINGS.
HERE'S A SHORT LIST ANYWAY. BLAMMM!!! SO MUCH FOR THE FIRST WOLF. OK. GREETINGS TO : Z-MEN,
BYTERAPPERS, NEURAL ZONE CRACKERS, NASSESSION, Y-BEAT, LIFESTAR, FALANKS, PURREBYTE.........
HUMOROUS SPRING BOYS!!!!!!! NUCLEAR POWER YES PLEASE!!
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